Fifty Ain't so Nifty
Posted by Debra Ann Elliott at 7:21 PM Saturday, February 26, 2011
What's so nifty about being fifty? I turned fifty on December 27th of last year. Did I get extra presents? No, but I did get a birthday card from AARP! Hey, I'm not a senior citizen yet or am I?
I have to admit there are days when I feel a hundred instead of fifty. Maybe I need all the discounts I can get? I could use a few nips and tucks here and there, alright everywhere. My boobs sag, my butt too. My arms are flabby and so is my belly... I'm living proof that fifty is nowhere near nifty!
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