This is Only a Test; in Case of a Real Emergency . . .The Menopausal Survival Kit
Posted by Debra Ann Elliott at 4:20 PM Wednesday, February 23, 2011
A well stocked menopausal survival kit consists of three things: cookies, chocolate and caffeine.I can't survive menopause without them. It would be like living on a Menopause Island without a good pair of high heels.
Got to have the cookies. Cookies are the most important staple in your survival kit. Cookies will be your lifeline. You'll forget you even have menopause when you dunk your cookies into a big, cold glass of milk. Make mine a double chocolate milk.
Caffeine, the drug of choice for this menopausal woman. Give me plenty of coffee and soda's. Load my kit up. I get my power from caffeine. It flows through my veins. It's a must have in your survival kit.
Be sure to hide your menopausal kit. I forgot to hide mine and wouldn't you know it, my goodies grew legs and walked away. Now I hide my secret stash. If I even suspect anyone near my stash; i.e. hubby, it's not a test... it's the real deal: "Warning, step away from the goodies.