Excuses, Excuses, Excuses...
Posted by Debra Ann Elliott at 11:32 AM Monday, March 7, 2011
I''m 50, I'm menopausal and I have no SEX drive....all I have is a hand full of never-ending excuses.
My memory is shot, my hearing kaput and well....my SEX drive is none existent. Hubby wants it, I DON'T!
My three favorite excuses are as follows:
"I've got a headache".... to which he responds "take an asprin". What is he? A doctor.
"Don't even think about it"...to which he responds "why not"? What is he? A miracle worker.
"Don't forget to take the trash out"...to which he responds "you've got to be kidding"? What is he? Superman.
Sorry dear, but for the next let's say 5 years I'm closed for business and yes, I'm full of excuses, excuses, excuses.... and when I run out I'll think of more. Somewhere in this foggy head of mine has to be at least a hundred more.