Subscribe Twitter

One Two...I Can't Buckle My Shoes

Friday, July 1, 2011
One two...I can't buckle my shoes....

OK, I have to admit since I've become a fifty-something menopausal woman I love to eat.

I'll eat just about anything, but I crave startchy and salty foods. Give me chips and pretzels and I'll be contend, but my butt won't!

It longs to be slim and trim along with my thighs which tend to have a mind of their own. I've tried every diet on the www and bought every book, but I'm lazy.

I hate to exercise and I know I should, but give me a break I have a real good excuse. I'm a 50 something menopausal woman who loves to eat.

 Exercise is a figment of my imagination and food....well, it's my reality.

One two....I can't buckle my shoes, but hey I'll just walk around barefooted!