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A Wishtious Miracle Cure for Fibromyalgia

Friday, April 20, 2012

HAWMC Day #20: Miracle Cure. Write a news-style article on a miracle cure. What’s the cure? How do you get the cure? Be sure to include a disclaimer.

Dr.Gray Elliott a scientist from Johnston Laboratory in Birmingham Alabama had made head-line news with a miracle cure for those suffering from fibromyalgia.

Dr. Elliott made the discovery when getting her patients to try various foods for a year to see which food alleviated the symptoms of fibromyalgia.

"I'm  flabbergasted," she told local news channels. "I'm still in shock to find a cure for fibromyalgia."

When questioned by reporters about the miracle cure Dr. Elliott had this to say." I never thought the key to curing fibromyalgia would be found in the avocado. I've done extensive research with various healthy foods and the avocado is the only one to be found to completely stop the chronic pain associated with fibromyalgia."

After the fibromyalgia miracle cure announcement avocados where flying off the grocery store shelves and fibromyalgia patients were lined up by the hundreds to see if it really worked.

The FDA announced Dr. Elliott research has been proven to be effective and it will put into place strict guidelines on the production of avocados and require growers to only produce enough for the use in fibromyalgia patients.

Disclaimer: It would be nice if avocados could cure fibromyalgia, but they don't. I may not ever see a cure in my lifetime, but there is always hope that a cure is always around the bend.


  1. kaney said...:

    There isn't a magic pill that helps all Fibromyalgia patients. Here is an extensive list of medications used to Treat Fibromyalgia Symptoms. Each of these medications has its own unique side effects and risks and should be taken under the direction of your doctor.

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